Monday, August 18, 2008

06/08/2001 Message Before Sailing

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

jv says:
yo
jv says:
last night was way crazy
B says:
Yo Baby
B says:
what?
jv says:
Drew and I were bikin' all over with bitches and booze
B says:
YE-haw
jv says:
and boozy bitches
B says:
I love it
B says:
drew is loose!
jv says:
So we then took out your motorcycle for a spin
jv says:
ya know, to show off to the chicks
B says:
how'd it go?
jv says:
Drew was doing wheelies with that Yamaha
B says:
I often get a hand job while on the road
jv says:
then he skidded and rolled the thing
jv says:
got up and then a taxi drove right over the bike
B says:
damn
jv says:
WOW that was crazy
jv says:

B says:
do I know any of these boozy bitches?
jv says:
your not concerned about your motobike
jv says:
?
B says:
I know better
B says:
Did you guys play with it?
jv says:

jv says:
nah
jv says:
are you gonna speak with this guy
jv says:
no
B says:
what else?
jv says:
I would like more assurance and confirmation that he will be there at 5:45 pm (tolerance of 15 minutes)
jv says:
ha
B says:
um
jv says:
this punk ass beeeeaaach may not show up
jv says:
when did he last write to you?
B says:
yesterday 5:34
B says:
he wants it, he spent $100 already
jv says:
ok
B says:
Try to give him 30 min, I don't know
B says:
Sounds straight. So OK I gotta go sailing now.
B says:
Beautiful day here on the big lake
jv says:
SAILING?????!
jv says:
punk
B says:
la-la
B says:
I need some sun anyway
jv says:
I gonna get me some hoes with this 1600
jv says:
thanks
B says:
better be good ones
B says:
Thanks brother. Gotta go, my guys are here


















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